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fillysnewleaf:

Diva sold me a fake painting today.

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townsvillain:

internetexplorers:

ur not a true blogger until u feel pins and needles in ur fingers from blogging too hard

i think youre having a stroke

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townsvillain:

internetexplorers:

ur not a true blogger until u feel pins and needles in ur fingers from blogging too hard

i think youre having a stroke

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Kanye’s been compared to Jesus, Hitler, Walt Disney and even Steve Jobs. And now Kanye has decided to release this, YEEZUS, the most exciting record so far. It should be obvious by now that New Slaves is the undisputed masterpiece on Yeezus. The song is so catchy, most people won’t even remember the words… But they should. And then there’s this one song, I Am A God, that the title practically speaks for itself, but of course, the insecurities of a mainstream music press will never understand its true meaning, because it’s about ME.

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Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

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Worry About Your Own Uterus  (via metaphorically)

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hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.

hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.

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psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

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bobbyfinger:

Here. I made you these.

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forlackofabettercomic:

There’s no problem a good cuddle can’t solve, that’s what I always say.

forlackofabettercomic:

There’s no problem a good cuddle can’t solve, that’s what I always say.

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burningupoctober:

The massage-yny is real